Yall Got Any.. Uhh... T-Shirt - Unisex

"Y'all Got Any... Uhh... LAMPS?" Moth Shirt – Regular Fit

Description:
"This moth is asking the real questions—like where the hell all the good lamps went. Between existential dread and the irresistible pull of 60-watt salvation, this shirt is for anyone who’s ever felt seen by a bug slamming into a porch light at 3am.

🔥 5-STAR REVIEW (from a lamp enthusiast):
"Bought this shirt. Wore it to IKEA. Employees avoided me. 10/10 accuracy for desperate luminescence cravings. Fabric is soft—unlike my harsh reality of LED bans. Would die for a good bulb again." ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Why It’s Perfect For You:

• For when your purpose is vibing and your destiny is light fixture collision.

• Mood: "I could have goals… or I could have w a r m t h."

• Pairs well with: Staring directly into the sun, questionable life choices, and answering "what’s your passion?" with "L A M P."

Fabric & Fit:

• 100% cotton – Because even creatures of the night deserve comfort.

• Regular fit – Fits all flight paths, especially "spiraling toward regret".

Perfect For:

• People who identify as "easily distracted by shiny things".

• Moths (and humans) who live by the motto: "If it glows, I go."

• Anyone who’s ever cried at Home Depot’s lighting aisle.

Warning:

• May cause spontaneous buzzing noises in quiet rooms.

• Side effects include uncontrollable attraction to neon signs.