This man is a danger to society T-Shirt - Unisex

"This Man Is a Danger to Society" Cat T-Shirt – Regular Fit

Description:
"🚨 WARNING: This feline has been officially deemed a menace—to your lap, your snacks, and your sanity. Whether he’s knocking over cups, yowling at 3AM, or judging your life choices silently, this cat owns his chaotic reputation. Wear this shirt for anyone who’s ever been rightfully accused of being a tiny, fluffy criminal.

🔥 5-STAR REVIEW (from a "victim"):
"Bought this after my cat pushed my phone into the toilet. 10/10 accuracy. Fabric survives claw-based attacks and existential dread. My cat hates it (which means it’s perfect)." ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Why It’s Perfect:

• For cats (and humans) who live by the motto: "Rules? Never heard of ‘em."

• Mood: "I’m technically innocent… but the evidence says otherwise."

• Pairs well with: Bail money, half-chewed cables, and a permanent spot on the Naughty List.

Fabric & Fit:

• 100% cotton – Because even felons deserve comfort.

• Regular fit – Fits all levels of delinquency.

Perfect For:

• Owners of cats who belong on a FBI Most Wanted poster (for stealing hearts).

• People who identify as "mostly harmless… mostly."

• Anyone who’s ever whispered "worth it" after adopting another chaos gremlin.

Warning:

• May cause flashbacks of shattered vases.

• Side effects include uncontrollable sighing at new destruction.