Professional Pussy Eater T-Shirt - Unisex

"PROFESSIONAL PUSSY EATER" Cat T-Shirt – Regular Fit

Description:
"Congratulations! You’ve achieved peak double entendre. This shirt is for:

• Cat ladies who own the stereotype (then drop the mic)

• Dudes who insist it’s totally about cats (it’s not)

• Anyone who lives for the chaotic joy of watching strangers read your shirt and slowly realize*

🔥 5-STAR REVIEWS:
"Wore this to my family reunion. My aunt gasped, my cat nodded in respect. 10/10."
"Finally, a shirt that matches my lifestyle (single, with cats, zero shame)."
"Do I own 7 of these? Maybe. Do I regret it? Ask my therapist."

Fabric & Fit:

• 100% cotton – Soft enough to match the cat, bold enough to match the vibe.

• Regular fit – Fits all body types except the easily offended.

Why It’s Genius:

• Stares at brunch? You’re the entertainment now.

• First date icebreaker? ”So… about my hobbies…”

• Gift for your vet? They’ll never forget you.

Warning:

• May cause: Whispers at Target, sudden friendship with chaotic people, being that person at parties.