Peace Was Never An Option T-Shirt - Unisex

Description:
"Meet your spirit animal: a rat with a knife and zero chill. Because sometimes diplomacy fails, and all that’s left is pure, unhinged rodent rage. This shirt is for those who’ve tried kindness… and are now sharpening their knives instead.

🔥 5-STAR RAT REVIEW (verified knife enthusiast):
"Listen. The customer service here is terrible—no one answered when I chewed through the packaging. But the shirt? Perfect. The fabric is delicious (I tested it). The knife graphic? Inspirational. Wore this during a hostile trash can takeover and instantly gained respect. Would stab again." ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Why You Need This:

• For when "talk it out" turns into "take them out."

• Mood: "I came here to chew cardboard and stab problems… and I’m all out of cardboard."

• Pairs well with: Revenge plans, chaotic energy, and a complete lack of remorse.

Fit:

• Regular fit – Fits all body types, just like poor life choices.

Perfect For:

• People who identify as "mostly harmless… until provoked."

• Fans of dramatic rodent memes and unapologetic villain energy.

• Anyone who’s ever whispered "this could’ve been an email" before choosing violence.

Warning:

• May cause concerned glances from coworkers/small children.

• Side effects include sudden urges to hiss at minor inconveniences.