Wait I'm Goated T-Shirt - Unisex

"Wait... I'm Goated" Cat T-Shirt – Regular Fit

Description:
"🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Local cat just realized he’s HIM. The confidence. The sheer audacity. The delusional self-awareness. This shirt is for anyone who’s ever misplaced their humility—or just really believes their own hype. Wear it to remind the world: You are the main character (even if you mostly nap and knock things over).

🔥 5-STAR REVIEW (from a self-identified legend):
"Bought this after my cat stole my lunch and my girlfriend. 10/10 accuracy. Fabric is as premium as my ego. My cat demands I buy seven more." ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Why It’s Perfect:

• For cats (and humans) who operate on main character energy.

• Mood: "I could be humble… but have you seen me?"

• Pairs well with: Mirrors, unearned confidence, and aggressively claiming GOAT status in any situation.

Fabric & Fit:

• 100% cotton – Because even legends deserve comfort.

• Regular fit – Fits all levels of delusion.

Perfect For:

• People who unironically refer to themselves as "built different".

• Cats who own the phrase "skill issue" (despite zero skills).

• Anyone who’s ever flexed after basic accomplishments ("I did wake up today… GOATed.").

Warning:

• May cause spontaneous victory dances in inappropriate settings.

• Side effects include being roasted by friends (out of jealousy).