Ibuprofen T-Shirt - Unisex

Description:
"When the world is too loud, the lights are too bright, and your brain feels like it’s trying to escape through your eyeballs—this cat gets it. Rock this tee for those days when even purring sounds like a jackhammer and your only lifeline is a little pill named Ibuprofen.

🔥 5-STAR HANGOVER REVIEW (from a cat who regrets last night):
"I licked this shirt and it tasted like regret… but the graphic is scarily accurate. Wore it after a 3am yarn-ball bender and suddenly, everyone understood my pain. The fabric is soft (unlike my choices). Would recommend… after hydration." ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Why You’ll Relate:

• For when your headache has a soundtrack (and it’s dubstep).

• Mood: "Existence is pain… pass the painkillers."

• Pairs well with: 3am existential dread, leftover pizza, and a sworn oath to never do that again (you will).

Fit:

• Regular fit – Loose enough for bloating, snug enough to feel hugged by despair.

Perfect For:

• People who communicate in grunts before noon.

• Cat owners who’ve witnessed the aftermath of a catnip bender.

• Anyone who’s ever googled "can you die from a meme overdose?"

Warning:

• May induce sympathy migraines in bystanders.

• Side effects include involuntary groaning when someone says "good morning!" too cheerfully.