I Eat Cement T-Shirt - Unisex

"I Eat Cement" Cat T-Shirt – Regular Fit

Description:
"Some cats crave tuna. Some crave catnip. This cat? Cement. Because why settle for normal when you can have structural integrity? Whether you're a chaotic gremlin, a connoisseur of questionable life choices, or just really into DIY home renovations—this shirt is for you.

🔥 5-STAR REVIEW (from a gravel enthusiast):
"Finally, a shirt that speaks to my soul (and my unhinged cravings). The fabric is not cement (disappointing), but the vibes? Immaculate. Survived a very intense stare-down with a bag of Quikrete. 10/10 would chew drywall again." ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Why It’s Perfect For You:

• For when your diet consists of pure chaos and unexplained cravings.

• Mood: "I don’t have a problem. I have aesthetic."

• Pairs well with: Crunchy snacks, literal crunching sounds, and explaining nothing to concerned onlookers.

Fabric & Fit:

• 100% cotton – Soft, breathable, and sadly non-edible.

• Regular fit – Because even cement enthusiasts deserve comfort.

Perfect For:

• People who could stop eating weird things… but won’t.

• Cats (and humans) who live by the motto: "If it’s crunchy, it’s lunchy."

• Anyone who’s ever looked at a hardware store and thought "buffet."

Warning:

• May attract very concerned veterinarians.

• Side effects include uncontrollable urges to lick bricks.