I do not think Therefore I do not am Possum T-Shirt - Unisex

Description:
"Philosophy is hard. Existing is harder. If you stop thinking hard enough, you simply stop being perceived. Peeking from behind a tree like a fuzzy existential crisis, this shirt is for anyone who’s mastered the art of strategic nothingness.

🔥 5-STAR REVIEW (from a professional overthinker):
"Tried to contemplate this shirt’s meaning—blacked out. Woke up with crumbs on my face and zero answers. Fabric is perfect for mental voids and avoiding eye contact. 10/10, would dissociate again." ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Why It’s Perfect For You:

• For when cogito ergo sum feels like too much paperwork.

• Mood: "I could engage with society… or I could vanish into the wallpaper like a Victorian ghost."

• Pairs well with: Blank stares, unfinished thoughts, and answering "how are you?" with silent screaming.

Fabric & Fit:

• 100% cotton – Because even void creatures deserve coziness.

• Regular fit – Fits all states of being, especially "not today" and "I am a tree now".

Perfect For:

• People who’ve ever whispered "I am the nothingness" to a potted plant.

• Possums (and humans) who identify as "ambient decor".

• Anyone who’s googled "how to un-exist politely".

Warning:

• May cause spontaneous invisibility in social settings.

• Side effects include being mistaken for furniture.