I Crave Violence T-Shirt - Unisex

"I Crave Violence" Cat T-Shirt – Regular Fit

Description:
"⚠️ WARNING: This feline is one dangling shoelace away from total chaos. The eyes. The twitching tail. The unhinged urge to ruin everything. This shirt is for anyone who feels the call of pure, unregulated mayhem—but mostly expresses it by knocking pens off desks at 3AM.

🔥 5-STAR REVIEW (from a former couch owner):
"10/10 would fear again. Fabric survives claw-based warfare. My cat read the text and nodded approvingly. Deducted one star because my curtains didn’t." ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Why It’s Perfect:

• For cats (and humans) who live by the laws of chaos.

• Mood: "I could be peaceful… but where’s the fun in that?"

• Pairs well with: Shredded toilet paper, ambushing ankles, and maintaining eye contact while pushing things off tables.

Fabric & Fit:

• 100% cotton – Because even agents of destruction deserve softness.

• Regular fit – Fits all stages of pre-murder zoomies.

Perfect For:

• People who identify as "mostly harmless… until provoked."

• Cats who audibly crack their knuckles (metaphorically).

• Anyone who’s ever whispered "this could be a problem" mid-swipe.

Warning:

• May cause spontaneous property damage.

• Side effects include being judged by small dogs.