Believe in Myself? T-Shirt - Unisex

"Believe in Myself? The One Who Got Me Into This Mess?" Rat T-Shirt – Regular Fit

Description:
"Trust myself? The same genius who thought ‘3am espresso’ was a good idea? The visionary who swore this wouldn’t be a problem? Absolutely not. This rat knows the truth: you are your own worst advisor. Wear this shirt for those moments when past you is present you’s greatest enemy.

🔥 5-STAR REVIEW (from a regretful decision-maker):
"Bought this shirt on impulse (shocking, I know). The fabric is soft—unlike the harsh reality of my life choices. 10/10 accuracy for self-sabotage chic. Would trust myself again (I won’t)." ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Why It’s Perfect For You:

• For when hindsight is 20/20, but current-sight is legally blind.

• Mood: "I could learn from my mistakes… but where’s the fun in that?"

• Pairs well with: Staring into the fridge at 2am, unpaid parking tickets, and muttering "why am I like this?" to no one.

Fabric & Fit:

• 100% cotton – Because you deserve comfort, even if you don’t deserve trust.

• Regular fit – Fits all body types, especially "I regret everything" and "why is this my default shape?"

Perfect For:

• People who live by the phrase: "It seemed like a good idea at the time."

• Rats (and humans) who know they’re the problem… but refuse to change.

• Anyone who’s ever googled "can you sue yourself for bad decisions?"

Warning:

• May cause existential spirals in fitting rooms.

• Side effects include laughing to avoid crying and questioning all life paths.