Autism Squad T-Shirt - Unisex

"AUTISM" Skeleton Commando T-Shirt – Regular Fit

Description:
"When routine is your armor, special interests are your weapons, and the wrong texture is the final boss—this skeleton is your spirit soldier. Dual-wielding focus like assault rifles, standing firm in the explosions of a neurotypical world. For those who could conquer the earth… if the earth didn’t have so many unexpected noises.

🔥 5-STAR REVIEW (from an overstimulated general):
"The seams are tagless (bless). Graphic accurately depicts my brain during small talk. Survived a 4-hour deep dive on WWII tanks without a single sensory meltdown. Would enlist again." ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Why It’s Relatable:

• For when you could rule the world… if the world came with noise-canceling headphones.

• Mood: "My focus is a precision instrument—unless there’s a ceiling fan. Then it’s a worship object."

• Pairs well with: Spreadsheets on hyperfixations, 3am Wikipedia spirals, and a burning need to correct inaccuracies.

Fit:

• Regular fit – Predictable and consistent (unlike people).

Perfect For:

• People who could explain their special interest in 10 seconds… but won’t.

• Warriors who’ve fought actual battles over wrong textures or unexpected plan changes.

• Anyone who’s ever whispered "I am very normal about this" while reorganizing their bookshelf by color AND genre AND historical context.

Warning:

• May attract fellow autistics for instant kinship (and infodumps).

• Side effects include extreme eye contact avoidance or unblinking staring (no in-between).