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AD/HD T-Shirt - Unisex
AD/HD T-Shirt - Unisex
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Description:
"When your focus is gone but your energy is unstoppable—this skeleton gets it. Dual-wielding rifles, explosions everywhere, and a brain that’s five thoughts deep in a warzone of its own making. For the chaos gremlins who can’t decide between ‘nap’ or ‘napalm.’
🔥 5-STAR REVIEW (from a fellow distracted warlord):
"Tried to read the product details—got lost staring at the explosions. 10/10 accuracy for my mental state. Fabric survives snack crumbs and sudden hyperfocus rage. Would buy again… if I remember to." ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Why It’s Relatable:
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For when your to-do list says ‘adulting’ but your brain says ’tactical mayhem.’
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Mood: "I have the attention span of a goldfish… with a grenade launcher."
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Pairs well with: Unfinished projects, 3am impulse decisions, and caffeine overdoses.
Fabric & Fit:
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100% chaos-proof cotton – Because sensory issues are the real enemy.
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Regular fit – Fits like your last stable personality trait (barely).
Perfect For:
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People who start with “I’ll just clean my room” and end with a bunker in the backyard.
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Gamers whose brains are 70% unfinished quests, 30% intrusive thoughts.
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Anyone who’s ever googled "can ADHD cause physical explosions?" (Asking for a friend.)
Warning:
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May cause spontaneous brainstorming (dangerous).
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Side effects include losing your keys while wearing this shirt.

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